Locked Room Aficionado Pillows

"I locked the key in the trunk."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

'We'll take it!'

"They're exactly the same, except in Hell you have to put on your own duvet cover."

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

'Next time you lose the school's keys, please call a locksmith instead of using a blow torch on the door.'

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Group showers. Just one of the reasons few golfers take up football.

"Normally I wouldn't take any notice of all these ads on how to improve my performance in the bedroom..."

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

'You can't come into the clean room looking like that.'

Mom! Of course I know it's spring outside! Look at all the allergy commericals!

Bring Out Your Dead. . . Stay In Your Bed.

'Okay, so we're 4 and 8 this season. Take away those 8 losses and we're undefeated!'

Shark picking lock to diver's cage.

Prisoner with lots of Locks.

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

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Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

People Who Love Teleworking

'He's always wanted an adjustamatic.'

A Pad-Loch

Security.

'This is great, we'll take it.'

"It's his birthday."

Single locksmith in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your locks.

Key Cutting.