Lockdown Renovator Gifts

"When things have returned to normal I might take this up for a living whaddya thing?!!"

Painting by the numbers for adults

Why it's bad when home owners change their minds about the bathroom's location late in a building project.

Painting the Ceiling

'I found the termites!'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

Lockdown casserole

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"Are you sure there wasn't a floor model?"

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'We finished all the repairs in the cafeteria kitchen this morning, but the food still tastes lousy.'

"So, how's the money pit in the kitchen coming?"

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

' ... and this is the half bath.'

"If you can successfully complete a building permit for your home renovation, you win a prize!"

"Do you prefer the tile engineered to look like wood, or the wood engineered to look like tile?"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Mary, I believe in historic preservation, too, but ... '

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

'On today's market a property like this could fetch 175k... but with themed rooms, stone cladding, avocado bathroom suite and garden gnomes, you're talking closer to 95..!'

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

Witch Hardware

"We can't agree on our kitchen redesign."