Lockdown Loaf Lover Pillows

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"This stool shall pass."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

I bake my own bread.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"How are we on bread?"

Early Morning Roll Call.

She found baking helped enormously.

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Stay at home food pyramid

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Dinner looks delicious."

Baker

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Please rise."

"Thanks for the starter!"

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

"Actually, lactose is the only thing Herb isn't intolerant of."

Baking Buns

The Face Mask

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

A good actor can play any roll.

"There he goes. Always trying to butter up the boss."

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

"Change of plan. We decided to go with a material that doesn't spoil so quickly."

2020 Panic Room

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"