Lockdown Loaf Lover Pillows

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

Stay at home food pyramid

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

"Hey, do you want to be in my bubble?"

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

She found baking helped enormously.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"Dinner looks delicious."

Baker

"Thanks for the starter!"

"Please rise."

Crocheting during lockdown

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Politely queuing for the last Focaccia.

A good actor can play any roll.

"There he goes. Always trying to butter up the boss."

Baking Buns

"Yeah, it's completely irrational, but the smell of freshly baked bread makes me salivate too..."

Deck the halls with boughs of challah...

The Face Mask

2020 Panic Room