Lockdown Libationist Pillows

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"5...4...3...2..."

My first mistake.

Danger Noodle tho bored

Emergency Firebreaker

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Covid Babies

Passover Plague

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

COVID-19

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

The Face Mask

Lockdown Signpost

2020 Panic Room

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

Cummings and goings.

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Pandemic playhouse.

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it - let's see how you bloody like it!"