Lockdown Libationist Prints

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

"I feel bad for the companies that make lipstick."

"5...4...3...2..."

My first mistake.

Emergency Firebreaker

Danger Noodle tho bored

Passover Plague

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

COVID-19

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

Covid Babies

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

The Face Mask

Lockdown Signpost

2020 Panic Room

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

Pandemic playhouse.

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

I don't like it when lawyers put coffee on my desk. Relax, judge. It's tequila.

Weight Watchers 'Rona Routines: Flatten the Curves

Cummings and goings.

"Boring being all cooped up isn't it. Let's see how you bloody like it!"

Top 10 things to worry about in 2020.

"To be honest it's not really driverless, I'm just scared I might catch something off the steering wheel."

"Since I've been working at home, I don't bother with the shell."

"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."

"What makes you think you have cabin fever?"

"Hey! I don't walk like that!"

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

"So what did you do during the lockdown?"

"Why couldn't you have got a lockdown dog like everybody else?"