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'This $10,000 bottle of Bordeaux is also a powerful solvent. It entirely dissolved my savings account.'

"We wondered if you'd be kind enough to take a videoclip of us drinking the Chateau d'Yquem?"

A Good Batch.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

What say we rough it today and go without ice in our drinks!

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"Shopping! Now that's what I call quality time!"

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

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'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Kensington Fluffies

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'