Local Fair Weekend Gifts

"Be sure to check out the rides. They're free, too, with the purchase of tickets."

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Local food for local consumption

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Down On the Farm

"Can we discuss this?"

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

Mrs. Fergensun unfortunately was crushed before getting what would surely have been a prize winning tomato to the county fair.

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

'I knew she was a kicker.'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

"I don't want to worry you, but this years prize winning pig, usually ends up as next years prize winning sausages."

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

Too-Humble Pie.

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

"Darts league flag day"

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

"No fair!"

Kissing Booth

The Big Ham.

'Old Gilbert always likes to ham it up a bit.'

Girl selling kisses at village fete is arrested by a vice squad officer.