Village Fair Goer Gifts

Abstract expressionist face painting.

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

Country Bumpkin.

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Prune Eating Contest: Last Man Standing.

"Daisy, Daisy, I've seen the farmer filling in the forms: We're going to the Agricultural Show!"

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Cottage cupcakes.

"Iowa is super diverse. We have hot dogs, corn dogs, cheese dogs, chili cheese dogs..."

'We did it, Dad! We won the heaviest frog award!'

Annual Lump Festival Competition:'I don't know if I can give an award, they're all so fantastic..'

'I knew she was a kicker.'

There's nothing like a bit of bunting to draw you in!

'Medium well, please.'

'Oh no, the Gradwells are here with their homemade wine!'

“It’s the same everywhere: body over brains.”

"You'll love it. This year, we created an amazing maize maze."

'Well, once it's won the prize for Biggest Marrow I shall expect you to replace my fence!'

Will spell your name

Medieval Page

'I have a lot of issues with chafing.'

State Fair

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

Minature Village - 'It's amazingly lifelike - nobody lives there.'

The village cinema-club was going down a treat with the locals!

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

"No fair!"

The Big Ham.

'Old Gilbert always likes to ham it up a bit.'

'You have a very long lifeline.'

'Wow, that's one prize-winning pig!'

At a Horse Fair.