Local Commerce Critic Pillows

Sign Reform

Hoodie Hang-out

"I think globally, but I tend to pollute locally."

SF NO

"This is a big seller, and we get them cheap...from China."

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

Privatized Jails

"Can you give me your opinion on the 'Paid for' magazines debate?" "Sure...but it will cost you"

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"

The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.

'Office of P.G.Barley and Clones'

"We'll always hate Paris."

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

"Local shopping, local eating, and...I married the girl next door."

'I hate bird watching in the city.'

'I spend the winter in Sarasota now, since I sold my entire list to telemarketers.'

Gentrification vs Manchester...

Mt. Everest gifts.

Men Working Since 1931

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"Sometimes, on a clear day, you can actually see a tree..!"

'It's that plan to re-introduce wildlife into their original territory.'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

The way I look at it...give a man a fish and you got a potential customer. Teach a man to fish and you lose market share.

"I've got a great deal for us...if we're willing to sponsor Christmas."

"He sells his quills dirt cheap. It's on the ink and parchment that he gets you."

"I should have known when they started letting kids at the mall sit in the lap of someone dressed up as Jeff Bezos."

'Sorry, Coach. My endorsement contract requires me to hold this can of soda at all times.'

YOMO Department Store: Santa on duty...year around!