The Mayor Alonzo Q. Furdweiller Pothole. Looks like the mayor and the city council are bickering again.
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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine
Opportunities in Coronatimes
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"Nation-building never works."
"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"
Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack
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"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"
Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?
'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'
"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."
Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines
'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'
A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.
'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'
"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."
"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."
"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"
"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."
Tearing up the Iran Deal
"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."
"AI chat bot"
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
"I swear, Mr. Drumpf, I meant it in the best sense of the word." "Mr. Drumpf is a moron."
"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."
Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'
"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"
"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"
What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.
"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."
America Finally Solves the Gun Problem
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