Loan Lamenters Gifts

MBA, PhD £100,000 student loan. Please Help.

Help Me Play My Student Loans

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

What do MD and PHD mean? It means the doctor owes a lot of money in student loans.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

Banks hand out umbrellas in good weather and take them back when it rains.

And your repayment period starts...Now!

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

Another Degree and Deeper in Debt

'You've been approved for your loan, Mr. Root. We'd like to hold your nuts as collateral.'

"If you had $1,000, and I asked you for a loan of $23.47, what percent of your original money would you left?"

'That's because they won't let you die until you pay your student loans.'

Loan trap

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

Bank Student Loan Dept. You're only repaying a small fraction of your student loans? Yeah, because at this point I've forgotten almost everything I learned in college.

'When is a good time to get a mortgage?'

'I've combined your mortgage,cars,motorhome and boat into what we like to call here at ACME bank, a HONKIN' BIG LOAN.'

'I'm now ready to make my own way in the world. But first, can you guys loan me 200 grand to pay off my student loan?'

"...Yes, of course you have to pay it back. That's why it's called a student LOAN!"

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

'It's only temporary. My student loans didn't quite carry me until social security.'

"I didn't go to college, but I took out and am defaulting on school loans to make it look like I did."

Bank Loans - Just Say No

"It must have been nice to get spotted all those medical school loans."

'Regarding salary requirements...just how huge is your student debt?'

Credit and Farmers

Throwing Away Music

'Why yes, we'll give you this loan however you must agree to wear this tracking device.'

'Could I have a loan of a cup of sugar please?'

We don't flatter this guy because he's a rich client. We flatter him because he owes us 37 million bucks!