Loaf Artisan Gifts

Baker

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

"Lovely dovetail."

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"I always end up buying way more black-truffle honey than I intended."

I bake my own bread.

"How are we on bread?"

Baker

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'He may have green fingers, but he's got dirty finger nails!'

'Another artisanal B&B.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

Cheesemaker

"You know, Mark, your tabouli salad makes us look bad."

Printing Room

Artisanal Everything, Inc,

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

Baking Bread

Bread Stall

'We're having leftover-a-la-king!'

Farmers' Union

"To truly reap the meditative benefits of lockdown baking, you have to mindfully eat it all afterwards."

"I can't put my finger on it...but something is very wrong."

Now at the Farmers' Market

Italian Pasta Moms...

'I don't know how you kids can sit around all day watching this garbage on television.'

Bread quality

Disappearing Professions: The Shoeshiner.

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

'I'm supposed to be a bread winner. Trouble is I'm not winning.'

"Don't say anything, but these aren't really artisanal bread crumbs."

Artisanal Milk