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Llamageddon and the Alpacalypse

I don't just love you, I think I llove you.

'What am I bid for this 1,000 pound llama?' The llama thinks; 'Great. Now EVERYONE knows I'm overweight.'

'You knew all the time that we were inseparable.'

'I can sense you're upset Darling: Did I miss our anniversary again?'

Argentina.

"Yeah, it's a modified super-soaker: a spit-soaker!"

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'It's the same everywhere: body over brains.'

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Lice outbreak at Jungle High (lion with a shaved head).

Jungle Games

"Yeah, I used to be able to spit, but now I mostly drool..."

'Wow! Look everyone, Tarquin's lassooed a snake!'

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Tarzan no want computer."

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

The Deli Llama

"About time they did something about the rats!"

tiger strangling snakes

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'Isn't it sublime, Janet? The original Dali Llama.'

"Gesundheit!"