Living Room Marathoner Pillows

Endurance training during self-isolation.

Storm in the out tray

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Birthday To-Do List

Inactive wear store.

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Rowing machine on a river.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Shouldn't you be studying?

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

Armchair quarterback/Armchair everything