Living Room Athlete Pillows

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Dog Walking Services

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Indoor Football

Football Sculpture.

Rowing machine on a river.

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

"When did this game get started?"

Rugby Mad.

"OK, honey, if I make this one, we blow off Delia's recital."

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

"Synchronized sitting"

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

Terrifically Twickenham

Marcus Rashford