Domestic Athlete Pillows

"OK, honey, if I make this one, we blow off Delia's recital."

"Synchronized sitting"

There's nothing like a good workout!

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Dog Walking Services

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Currently Boston

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I finally cleaned my room. You don't think she'll look in the yard, do you?"

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

Professional football.

"And for a left-handed designated hitter and a player to be named later, Mr. Steinbrenner would gladly fly Elián home."

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"Did Yogi Berra ever say anything besides 'It ain't over till it's over'?"

'He'll be a great basketball player someday -- he already dribbles all over the place.

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

The Off-Season

'Choose, Fenwick ? me or corporatge clout.'

'You're in luck - My parents like you.'

"This better be important."

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

'Right now he's painting himself in a corner.'

Romance over the Irons

"You confused the Sudso box with the Cruncho box."

Colin attempts to be useful around the house didn't always have the desired effect.

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

'So I told the doctor I'm a major league baseball player and I don't have any time to get out in the sunshine.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"