Home Athlete Pillows

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'What distance! Pity it wasn't the hammer!'

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

What McWit lacks in speed he gains in nose.

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Yearbook

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Bullseye!

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

"Tour de Frank"

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Saving a Heart