Living Room Athlete T-Shirts

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

Putting Practice - better than golfer on TV.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

Dog Walking Services

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

Raheem Sterling

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Boy with bat using toaster to launch bread for him to practise hitting

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

"And the way you kids kick ass today will speak volumes about the leaders of tomorrow you will be."

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Indoor Football

The lesser known active volcanoes.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Football Sculpture.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

Rowing machine on a river.

"When did this game get started?"

'The game was called off on account of rain.'

Rugby Mad.

"Benjamin, we've discovered, is quite gifted at third base."

"OK, honey, if I make this one, we blow off Delia's recital."

"Should we have dinner now, or are you watching in real time?"

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Keeping fit by weight training with 'le creuset' saucepans

"Synchronized sitting"

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

Terrifically Twickenham