Living Room Marathoner Prints

Endurance training during self-isolation.

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Storm in the out tray

'Your shoe's untied.'

American Idle.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'And at what stage did you realise the ball you were heading was on the TV?'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"I'd hold off on the peking duck another five minutes...the show's almost over."

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

"Celebrating Labor Day assumes you've labored at least one day during the previous year."

Birthday To-Do List

Inactive wear store.

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

The lesser known active volcanoes.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Rowing machine on a river.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'I would've done my homework, but they kept saying 'stay tuned'.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?