Reading Marathoner Prints

Day 98 of self-isolation and the 'to-be-read' pile of books is slowly going down.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Surfing the daily stress

'Your shoe's untied.'

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I'll be honest... there are books by James Joyce that are easier to follow than these bad boys."

'Second grade. When did you discover 'LMNOP' wasn't one letter?'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'It doesn't take much to please him these days.'

A man and his dog both reading.

Monster Self-Help

'A positive review of the book and a negative review of the presentation.'

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

Flower lamp.

"They've worked out the can save money by sharing toilet reading material."

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

Man reading in lamp

Books or Junk Food.

'Literacy is NOT overrated!'

'When I was ready to read, they taught me to tie my shoes - when I was ready to tie my shoes, they taught me to read.'

Teacher reading.

Mon is reading by the light of the eye of providence.

Who's Hoot

"What do you mean you're staying in with a good book?"

'I see you've dressed to go clubbing.'

"Ooh look ...the book I've been waiting ages for, but will never have time to read."

Books read by wife and husband in bed.

'Would you please stop reading over my shoulder!'