Living On The Edge Lover T-Shirts

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

Baby Bear.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Executive Tacos

Comfort zone

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

Bad Dog

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

What do you like most about presents?

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

Catching the Sun

'Hey! These new Google glasses are great!'

'My husband is just being modest. Buck is the finest mason in the tri-county area!'

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

Oh, that's Alayna - She's into extreme meditation.

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."

"If Hell exists, it's probably stuffed with Christians... Same as prisons."

"Next song's called Dirt-poor Boxcar Man which I wrote partly in the VIP lounge at JFK in my private limo on the way here tonight."

Parking for Compact Cars.

Zzzz. Brnnng! Oh, hi! Yeah, I'm totally into our book group book! I can't wait to get back to where I was when you called!

I have the feeling that you live like there's no tomorrow, Mr. Fusco. I'm not quite that reckless, doctor. I live like there's no day after tomorrow.

'Wodger want-Dogs Home is it?'

'I don't care what you think your ancestry is, the chair is too opulent for the TV room.'

Dodging the firing squad.