Living On The Edge Lover Pillows

"You live very near the edge, don't you"

'We want it painted the colour of money!'

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Baby Bear.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

Executive Tacos

"Hang on — I'll go take off my work body and put on my comfy body, too."

Comfort zone

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Ahh, Chicken Soup

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

'Cosy little kitchen, isn't it?'

Bad Dog

'I'm presuming by the amount of rent you're asking for, it includes a full-time butler, maid and gardening staff!'

Catching the Sun

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

What do you like most about presents?

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

'A World energy crisis is looming' "I blame the billions in the 3rd world wanting to get what we've got!"

'Hello, reception, can I have a wake-up call in spring please?'

"I'm buying some back-to-office clothes."

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

"If Hell exists, it's probably stuffed with Christians... Same as prisons."

"Next song's called Dirt-poor Boxcar Man which I wrote partly in the VIP lounge at JFK in my private limo on the way here tonight."

Parking for Compact Cars.

'Wodger want-Dogs Home is it?'

'I don't care what you think your ancestry is, the chair is too opulent for the TV room.'

Dodging the firing squad.

Tree gossip.