Living On A Budget Gifts

"You were the one who said we couldn't afford a new vacuum, so stop moaning and suck harder!"

"These are the principal qualities we're looking for in our new recruits."

'Bearing in mind I'm a man of few words - how much?'

'So far, all I can tell you for sure is how much I've charged you.'

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

"C'mere, space heater."

"... And how are you enjoying the cheapest bottle of wine on the menu?"

"This is a third-year medical student. To cut costs, your insurance company dismissed the surgeon."

Take one Per Day as Affordable.

'All I said was,two could live as cheaply as one until you gave up dieting.'

Sam's Nation Building

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

No Frills Psychiatrist.

'Computer Prices' blowing away you money

Wallpapering.

"Natasha cuts diagnosis costs."

Senior Brand Name Medicine Cabinet

"We have our round cuts and these are our budget cuts."

'The armed forces are having to respond to new kinds of threat.'

"Get used to it...I think we're going to be eating them for a while yet..."

The cost of smoking

"Shortages, higher prices, closings...and they still throw away half their food."

'From living beyond our means, we've gone to living beyond our wildest expectations!'

"To cut own on heating costs, we should consider house pooling."

This one's got power brakes, power steering, power windows and power payments!

'it's okay. The package says 'facial quality'.'

'It's been a huge success.'

The cheap skate - 'Separate checks, please.'

"Remember you did say we have all got to tighten our belts."

With a cold, cold winter...how to lower your heating bill.

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

Vulture oil inc.

'Do you have a house for under £70 a week? Yes and I intend to continue living there.'

"The inflation isn't that bad. The kids pick berries, my wife picks grass and leaves, and once a month we can afford a loaf of bread."

"It's time to go home and put our parents into a panic over the upcoming back to school shopping season..."