Living In Trailers Gifts

"Not sure how much longer we can live off the proceeds from your gold tooth."

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

Marshmallows

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Camping-Pong

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

'Gen-Xers in their retirement years.'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

GPS, satellite dish, cell phone...nature awaits. All right, Pop. Nature awaits!

"It's not a bear, sweetie. It's the pizza."

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Castle Efficiency

Lowbrow Lolita

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

"Okay, boys...time for bed!"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

"We'd like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us."

A very in tents little girl.

"And I got a grade deal on mu trade-in!"

'Mummy will be back soon with some dinner.'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

The Tiny Houseboat Movement

'That wasn't the home movie. That was the trailer.'