Caravan Dweller Gifts

The lady of the caravan

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Marshmallows

Camping-Pong

Turtle Trailer Court

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Come and get it!"

'I thought that 'remote gizmo' was just for manoeuvring the caravan down the drive!'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Reverse Mortgage.

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

'Bed & Bagel'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Ecstatic caravan

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know how I managed without it."

A slow-moving predator, the couch only needs to eat every few years.

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Early American Think tank

'Father maybe gone some time.'

'Why would you need GPS? Have you suddenly forgotten how to get from the couch to the refrigerator?'

"Well, there's your problem. The strange clanking sound is just Tom Waits in your engine."

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

"I'm having a little difficulty adjusting. The last place I worked was a lot bigger."

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'