Trailer Park Dweller Gifts

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Marshmallows

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Camping-Pong

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Reverse Mortgage.

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

Upper West Side Story

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

OM, SWEET OM

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

'Difficulty getting started in the morning, stalling, various leaks, gas fumes...at this point Mrs Johnson, I'd recommend getting a new husband!'

"Thank you."

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Lowbrow Lolita