Trailer Park Dweller Gifts

I need mobile home insurance that covers the convents like my racing transmission and stainless steel rims.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Marshmallows

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Camping holidays in the British summer.

Turtle Trailer Court

Camping-Pong

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Come and get it!"

'. . .actually I'm not a real Guru, I was forced up here originally by the property prices.'

Reverse Mortgage.

Upper West Side Story

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Mobile homes aren't allowed here.'

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

OM, SWEET OM

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

"Thank you."

Lowbrow Lolita

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'