Tent Dwellers Gifts

What a lovely night breeze!

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Marshmallows

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Camping-Pong

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Yes I'm sure we can find an opening for you, Mr Smith!'

"Come and get it!"

Mohammad's motors

Future Tents

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile...'

'Have you had a brazilian?'

"It looks brighter over there!"

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Reverse Mortgage.

Florist "Say it with cacti"

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

Larry was always invited on camping trips because of his ice chest

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

Please excuse him, he's intent.

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Efficiency tombs available"

You have the flu. Get plenty of rest and avoid lots of fluids.

Yay! We're going CAMPING!!

"I'm sleeping in today. I got in late from last night's orgy."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

Boss, I got your memo. Why can't I talk about the ancient pyramids with the patrons? You misread that, minion. I want you to talk about the pyramids even more. Throw in the Sphinx, while you're at it. I've noticed a 4.35 spike in sales of cold drinks every time you bring up desert-based topics. You're taking all the fun out of human interaction. From now on, you're to carry around a small cactus at all times.