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"Senator, we've just been advised that your car is blocking the delivery entrance to the building. Would you care to comment?"

Trial by Media

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Applause

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

TV-Man

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Downton Abbey Road"

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Solar Panel

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

God with Earth Controller

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

"No Hand Sanitiser"

TV and cleaner

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

Remote control wars.

'Come die with me.'

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Love is when you watch television together.