Live Tv Lover Pillows

"Senator, we've just been advised that your car is blocking the delivery entrance to the building. Would you care to comment?"

Trial by Media

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

'Einsteiners.'

Applause

TV-Man

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Downton Abbey Road"

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Do you, Halfomild Tellycelebrtipewhoo-hoo, promise to brush up on matters such as the Hadron Collider?"

"Let's finish off our night of being productive by starting another season."

Solar Panel

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'I'll sure be glad when somebody invents cable!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"I'm used to falling asleep with the TV on. Read me an infomercial."

God with Earth Controller

"No Hand Sanitiser"

TV and cleaner

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Jerry Springer of biblical times.

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

Love is when you watch television together.

Menopause and the City

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Remote control wars.

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

Young Houdini

'Come die with me.'