Live Television Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm sorry... We seem to be having a problem with our teleprompter.'

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV-Man

"I find that hugely offensive!"

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

TV jester.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Big screen TV.

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"

"It's not just the same old crap—it's wider."

'If school is so important, why isn't it on television?'

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"We subscribe to five streaming services so why are we never able to see the hot new show everybody is raving about?"

"I've had enough of watching grass grow. What's on the Paint Drying Channel?"

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

Must-See Lockdown TV.

'Now ask yourself Gerald, do we really need ALL these channels?'

Child hooking into a television

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'