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Frank Skinner.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Love is when you watch television together.

Theatre Crowd

Applause

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Succession 2

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

TV and cleaner

Day two of our series: America's sleeping pill addiction. My guest, pillhead Rudy Park. I'm not a pillhead. Come clean. Admit the obvious truth. What truth? Rush Limbaugh made you do it! A political pundit never misses an opportunity. You got hooked only after O'Reilly harassed you.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

He loves the water.

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

CSI Wonderland. (Photographer takes a picture of a cracked Humpty Dumpty. Investigators collect evidence from the scene.)

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

Bette Midler

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Night Life: L.A.

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'