Live Show Aficionado Mugs

Frank Skinner.

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

Applause

Love is when you watch television together.

Theatre Crowd

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

Succession 2

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

TV and cleaner

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

"If I had been on 'The Brady Bunch', which I wasn't, I'd have been Greg, whom I ain't"

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

Animal Actors

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

'Those viewers who disagree with our editorial on TV violence has better keep their big mouths shut!'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Night Life: L.A.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I can't find the words to express my anger with you.' - 'She needs a dictionary.'