Live Show Enthusiast T-Shirts

'What do you MEAN this IS the show?!! Let me see the tickets!'

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

Half time entertainment at many small clubs was a bit basic.

"I demand a refund...I paid to see a stand up comedian!"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Theatre Crowd

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Applause

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

Love is when you watch television together.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'You have an enlarged funny bone.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

TV and cleaner

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

Will work for Food Network.

Time Machine Collision.

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"You like it? We purchased the fourth wall from 'Westworld'."

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

'I'd like now to do a blues number, for those of you here on Viagra. It's called - Woke up Early One Morning.'

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.