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'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Plum jam...

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

Cossack dancers

"Free Bird!"

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Occupational Hazards.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

The Echoes at Killarney

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.