Live Music Junkies Pillows

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'

Plum jam...

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Chano Pozo,

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"Free Bird!"

Cossack dancers

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Occupational Hazards.

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Steve Howe.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Jimmy Page.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

The Echoes at Killarney

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators