Live Music Junkie Pillows

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

"Free Bird!"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Occupational Hazards.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Plum jam...

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Towny Music Night.

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"