Live Music Junkie Pillows

Dave Grohl

Glastonbury. After.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Pete Townshend Vineyards

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

At the rock concert...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Chano Pozo,

"Free Bird!"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Steve Howe.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Plum jam...

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Occupational Hazards.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Jimmy Page.

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

Towny Music Night.

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

A man and a woman discussing the skill of the pianist.

'Nobody pays for music anymore.'

I think we should stick to doing this with a piano.