Little Winner Pillows

'I got it for potty training.'

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Four children playing the flute.

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

Child driving a toy car

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Happy holidays for kids.

Martial Arts

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

No animals were harmed during the writing of this book report....

Take a bow!

"So you can tweet. That's why you have to learn the alphabet."

'Guess what I'd like to see disappear next.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

'Books are okay, except they only get one channel.'

"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."

'I got an 'F' in penmanship, but it doesn't matter. I plan on becoming a doctor.'

'Music hath charms,' &c.

"First buttons, then zippers, now we learn to tie our shoes. Is mom trying to tell us something?"

"Timothy, success is nothing to fear."

Back to School

'Did you know I have 3000 bones in my body?'

"Nine and three! Nine and three o’clock!!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's nice that you've learned to tie your shoes, but you're really too young to quit while you're ahead.'

"Yes, you should have studied harder and no, you can't unsubscribe from 5th grade."

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

"What are you doing?! Where are your crayons?!"

'How 'bout finishing the story, mom. It's past dad's bedtime.'

"He makes it look so easy."

Thank you