Little Competitor Pillows

'It's a boo-boo! His career in professional sports is over!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Snail Racing

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

The Rivalry Begins

Plane with banner shoots at another.

Love.

'My app just ate your widget.'

Painter's Duel.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Skateboard Olympics.

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

Umbrella fight.

Rugger.

"All As. What did you get?"

Interpretive marathon

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'