Little Competitor Mugs

'It's a boo-boo! His career in professional sports is over!'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Mixed Doubles.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Snail Racing

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'My app just ate your widget.'

Plane with banner shoots at another.

The Rivalry Begins

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

Love.

Painter's Duel.

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

'By the way, no one has ever beaten me and lived to tell about it.'

Skateboard Olympics.

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"My family clapped louder than your family!"

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Very well, Carter, you've proven my theory faulty—let it go at that!"

"Ken does know that isn't real money, right?"

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

'Want to have a snow ball battle?'

“Can you show us something that will make our friends envious, but not too envious?”

'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'

Umbrella fight.

'Jimmy takes these Easter Egg hunts very seriously.'

"All As. What did you get?"

'You wobbled his knees! Hit him again! Hit him again!'

Rugger.