Little Royals Fan Pillows

'Mom sent me to bed with no feast!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

TV jester.

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'The King of what?'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

"One blackbird pizza?"

A boy with a football

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Reign Man

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

Beefeater

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

Putin and Obama.

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'