Little Royals Fan Mugs

'Mom sent me to bed with no feast!'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"How should we divide the teams?"

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

TV jester.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.

'The King of what?'

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

'Look, Carl, the glory days are over. You might want to slip into something a little more comfortable.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

'Yes, he definitely wants something. . . maybe his crown and scepter.'

King and Jester

A boy with a football

Reign Man

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

"One blackbird pizza?"

'Why round? Why not square? Or rectangle? Or a triangle? Or . . . '

"...and if any of you are opposed to my being king of the snake pit, raise your hands now!"

'I know it seems like a war, but it's actually an all-out struggle for peace!'

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

'I wish you wouldn't bring work home with you!'

Beefeater

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'He, also, rebounded our stocks with our endorsement deal.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. V. - Theatrical depression.

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

'Gotta cut your grade back for that.'

Putin and Obama.

'Just shoot! You're thinking about it too much!!'

"It's her first bench-clearing brawl."

'Anne Boleyn now regrets avoiding that Prenup Chit Chat with King Henry.'