Litigation Dodger Pillows

Add a touch of humor to their space with playful pillows that speak to the clever and humorous side of litigation dodgers.

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'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.' mockup

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

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"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T." mockup

"I don't want a G.O.A.T, I want a S.C.A.P.E.G.O.A.T."

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'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.' mockup

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

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'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

'You shouldn't have taken that personal pension.' 'You shouldn't have taken that endowment mortgage.' 'When do you get your free tv license?' Job's comforters, today.

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Scapegoat of the Year

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I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time. mockup

I'm writing the Great American novel, one bill at a time.

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'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.' mockup

'When I turned 18 something started happening to me every month. I started receiving a credit card bill.'

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"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?" mockup

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

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"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies." mockup

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

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"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends." mockup

"If you miss a payment, we show up and embarrass you in front of your friends."

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"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything." mockup

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

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Hear me, Graduates!

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"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

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'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.' mockup

'Now,they're going to teach you to talk, but remember, after you learn how.stay away from religion or politics.'

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'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.' mockup

'It will take all my nine lives to pay off my student loans.'

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Kicking The Habit

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'So, who's first?'

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It's an I-O-Ewe.

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"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!" mockup

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

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'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?' mockup

'Financial suicide hotline. How may I help you?'

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Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog. mockup

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

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'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

'Hello, Ma'am. I'm a college graduate selling vacuum cleaners door to door to help pay for the fortune I borrowed to take a course that had nothing to do with selling vacuums... and how are you doing?'

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And your repayment period starts...Now! mockup

And your repayment period starts...Now!

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"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans." mockup

"So I figure, as long as I stay a student then I can't repay my student loans."

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Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit mockup

Thank You For Not Giving Me Your Views About Brexit

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'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.' mockup

'We had a white Christmas but we'll be in the red until April.'

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IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

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Don't laugh, my house is paid for. mockup

Don't laugh, my house is paid for.

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'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.' mockup

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

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FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!' mockup

FIRST NATIONAL BANK OF, 'It's official, sir - EVERYBODY'S overdrawn!'

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Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising... mockup

Melvin would go to any lengths to get away from McDonald's advertising...

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'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.' mockup

'Money doesn't have wings, feet or wings. My dad says that nevertheless, it disappears with the speed of light.'

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Litigation Dodger Pillows Collection

Litigation Dodger Mugs

Explore our range of witty mugs—ideal for litigation dodgers who love starting their day with a chuckle. Click to find your perfect humorous mug.

Litigation Dodger Prints

Browse our selection of quirky prints that celebrate the wit of litigation dodgers—perfect for framing and brightening any room.

Litigation Dodger T-Shirts

Check out our collection of clever t-shirts, designed for litigation dodgers who want to wear their humor on their sleeve. Discover your new favorite shirt now!