Literary Student Pillows

'I'd forgotten how non-textual nature could be.'

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

Fake Tropes

Marriage in the Nineteenth Century Novel

Where your mind & battle are los

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

Eternal Student.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"Meet The Author"

Burning the midnight oil.

The Bookworm

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Guitarist

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'