Literary Teacher Pillows

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'Secondhand smoke.'

A Puppet Named Juan

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"You're going to hate yourself."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

'Hamlet'

"Once upon a midnight dreary / while I pondered weak and weary."

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

Gone With the Wind: The Beach Blanket

"You've got to learn about verbs. How else are you going to verbalize your feelings?

It's Dostoevsky. It's Melville. It's Flaubert. But it doesn't dance.

Shakespeare was bisexual

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

The Demise of Tinkerbell

The First Draft. . . Moby Duck.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Don Quixote