Literary Purists Gifts

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"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Technology and literature

Theodore Dreiser.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Infection Control Center. Now Hiring. I should have said "I'm not afraid of hard work" rather than "I don't mind getting my hands dirty."

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Books On Paper

The eye of a painter and ear of a musician are good, but why did you bring a writer's shoe? The sole of a poet.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Books that stayed books.'

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"So obvious, there all the time"

For Sale - The rights to my story.

Information might travel at the speed of light, but the news still travels at the speed of sound bites.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."

Holy Bible - Author Signing Today

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

The Early Bird

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.