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"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Rare Books

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"The state of graduates literacy levels is shoking and both my colleegs agrree that there maths isn't much better."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

Technology and literature

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I have never ever heard Dante rhymed quite like that with ricochet before. Bravo Professor Firenze, you have moved our hearts!"

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

"I preferred the graphic novel of the origin story of the original prequel."

Books On Paper

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'Books that stayed books.'

"It's a neat idea for a book, Mr. James, but there's way too many big words."

For Sale - The rights to my story.

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

Holy Bible - Author Signing Today

The Early Bird

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

Non-Digital Content Delivery Devices

Man Covers Up Television in Favour of Books.

"The people in my new novel have started rejecting print media. That's a bad omen."