Literary Joke Enthusiast Pillows

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Why do they do that?"

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Trappist Monk Discord

Multi-Generational Books

"Eat me"

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

Jack London

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"Amateurs."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'What does it say, Dad?'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Higher wisdom...

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"I cross the road to forget."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'In today's market hyperbole was up sharply. Similes and metaphors held relatively steady with euphemisms hitting another record low.'

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."