Literary Joke Enthusiast Prints

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

"Why do they do that?"

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

What's normal?

"The tests confirms you have short-term memory loss."

Clown's Comedy Fart.

Multi-Generational Books

"I always check twitter before work, to see if yesterday's joke got me the sack."

"Someone throw him a punchline!"

"Eat me"

Trappist Monk Discord

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"Amateurs."

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

Jack London

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'What does it say, Dad?'

Higher wisdom...

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

HELLth Food Sprouts

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"I cross the road to forget."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"So, if the Pope is pious, what kind of pie is he... apple?"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."