Literary Experimenter Gifts

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

Audio Books

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Sexual chemistry set

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

Isabel Allende

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

Cursing Scientist.

"I feel so seen right now."

Victor Hugo