Literary Experimenter Pillows

"That's the beauty of it — it's a memoir and a children's book!"

"That may not be the best option for printing out your novel."

Raymond Queneau

The Bookworm

Reading my Critics

Audio Books

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"That's five votes for In The Midst of Winter....three votes for The Hollow Ground....and, again, one vote for Moby-Dick."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Sexual chemistry set

"Could you keep still?"

Isabel Allende

Günter Grass

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

Atlas with the earth, says: 'So then I thought, Why not just roll the damn thing?'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"Is this fiction, non-fiction or historical fiction?"

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

Writer: Humour and Tragedy.

Little boy reading a classic whilst his Dad reads a comic.

'I didn't read that scene, but I did highlight several passages.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.

Shakespeare watching the 'Forsooth Saga'.

'We're looking for something that captures the zeitgeist of the nation...you know, the Great American Tweet.'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

'Since you conduct only thought experiments, we were hoping you would, from time to time, come up with some thought results.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

Cursing Scientist.